Some sagas just won't die
Not currently showing on the local cinema circuit.
| Cast |
Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Annelise van der Pol, Mike Mayhall |
| Director |
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer |
| Screenplay | Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer |
| Music | Christopher Lennertz |
| Cinematography | Shawn Maurer |
| Editing | Peck Prior |
| Sound formats | Dolby Digital |
| Soundtrack | Available |
| Made in | 2010 |
| Produced by | Regency Enterprises, Road Rebel |
Official Site | IMDB page | ScreenIt Report
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| Genre | Comedy |
| Language | Strongish |
| Nudity | None |
| Sex | Mild suggestiveness |
| Violence | Mild, comic |
| Prejudice | None |
| Blasphemy | Mild |
| Drug abuse | None |
| Comments | Spoof vampire film |
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Violence |
Blood / Gore / Gross |
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Profanity |
Alcohol / Drugs |
Smoking |
Disrespectful / Bad Attitude |
Imitative Behaviour |
Frightening / Tense Scenes |
Jump Scenes |
Tense Family Scenes |
| Music (Scary/Tense) |
Music (Inappropriate) |
Topics to talk about |
| Scale (Max) | 20 |  |
What the Critics say | ||
| Cape Argus / The Star Frank Scheck  Vacuous Twighlight spoof a snore ... | 1 |  |
| Die Burger Paul Boekkooi Nee, dit is eintlik fliek wat suig | 1 | |
| Cape Times Frank Scheck Unfunny 'Twighlight' parody really sucks | 5 | |
| Box Office Phil Contrino Another failed spoof | 3 | |
| ScreenIt C. Fuchs Vampires Sucks certainly fits its title | 0 | |
| Metacritic.com 16 critics | 4 | |
| Rottentomatoes critics 51 critics | 4 | |
| Rottentomatoes tomatometer Tomatometer Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team. | 1 | |
What the People say | ||
| Internet 6250 Netizens 'Vampires Suck' ... SUCKED! | 7 | |
Average .. 14% | 3 | |