Hi all An interesting lineup this week, with most new releases scoring well. In fact the Pick of the Week was almost a dead heat (72 vs 71), and curiously, comes from a genre which is not often the best new release in a week. However this one has found favour with both the critics and the crowds, despite the lack of A-list celebrity stars. So enjoy. No previews this week. No long weekends either :-((. M O V I E S 8 April 2016 * Robo-Dog (PG) * Macbeth (13 V) * Z for Zachariah (PG10-12) * 10 Cloverfield Lane (13 V) * Eddie the Eagle (PG7-9 D) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm The US and UK Top Tens. 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Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My goal for 2015 was to lose just 10 kilos. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.I ate a pizza. How to prepare Tofu: 1.Throw it in the trash. 2.Grill some Meat. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel. Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this. I love being over 50.I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others. A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him. My dentist told me I need a crown.I was like I KNOW !, Right? I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The recession... Wives are sleeping with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Houghton fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Germans was caught sneaking into Syria. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've just been offered a job to re design the electric chair - apparently the one they use now is just a death trap.... I see Boomerangs are making a comeback. I went into a bakers shop the other day, and asked the girl behind the counter, "Is that a cream cake or a meringue?" She said, "No, you were right the first time, It's a cream cake". I called our local Paranoia Society today. The guy who answered the phone said, "How the heck did you get this number?" On my way home from work I stopped off at the petrol station to put some air in my tyres as they were a bit flat. So I put the air in and went inside to pay. The cashier said to me "R20 please". "R20!" I said, "It's air for crying out loud, it shouldn't be that expensive!" "Well", he replied, "That's inflation for you".