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Newsletter and jokes: 21 April 2017



Hi all

Quite a busy lineup this as we finish our second short week in a row and
head for the third... which will be a 5 day weekend for lots of people...
have not had one of those for years. Which means of course that next
week some of the new movies open on Wednesday, and others on Friday.

As for this week, it's a bit of something for everyone, the big release
being a typically violent offering from Martin Scorsese in Silence, which 
thoroughly impressed the critics. 

For more eclectic fare, we have three American movies looking at the darker
side of the American experience.

For the kiddies there's another instalment of the long-running (and 
unfortunately not wildly successful) Asterix series. And then we have two
romances, one comedy, one drama, from South Africa and India.

On the previews side, there are previews all over on Saturday evening For 
next week's Jamie Foxx actioner, Sleepless. See the previews page and 
remember to book.

Enjoy :-)

Released 21 April 2017

Silence (16 V)
Table 19 (PG10-12 L)
American Pastoral (13 LS)
In Dubious Battle (16 LV)
Noor
Asterix & Obelix: The Mansion of the Gods (PG7-9)
All About Love (13 LV)
Asterix & Obelix: The Mansion of the Gods (3D) (PG7-9)
Shivalinga

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SA Top Tens (commercial, Nouveau, best and worst movies on circuit)
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The US and UK Top Tens. Industry news updated daily.
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Showtimes (all Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro, MovieZone, CineCentre, Movies@, Labia)

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Forthcoming attractions for 26 and 28 April
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Updated the pic and quote on the home page
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This Week's pinup
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Pick of the Week
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All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.
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List of all movies showing
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Same list sorted by Age Restriction
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Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating
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Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Cheers, Ian

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the
local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would
eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom
until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite
they only look at the covered parts.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and
wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to
fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's
your common sense leaving your body.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of
captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and
throw them fish?

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about
that.

I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her
computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social
situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
175 pounds ve gained since then.

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure shes 
going to get me something.

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
triple-panel energy efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was very angry and complaining bitterly that the work had been completed
a whole year ago but I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellllloooooo
Just because I'm blonde and flunked Maths at High School doesn't mean that
I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year.
That in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Hellllooooooo? It's now been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like a real idiot!!

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 New slogans for United Airlines

 We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class.

 Our prices cant be beaten...but our passengers can.

 We put the hospital in hospitality.

 We beat our passengers, not the competition.

 We have an offer you cant refuse. No, really.

 Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.

 Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.

 And you thought legroom was an issue.

 If our staff need a seat, well drag you out by your feet.

 We treat you like we treat your luggage.

 Fight or flight.

 You may have patients, but we dont have patience.

 We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.

 Now serving free punch.

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SilenceShivalingaAll About LoveNoorAsterix & Obelix (3D)American PastoralIn Dubious BattleAsterix & Obelix
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