Hi all First up, there's a select few "girls night out" previews next Wednesday night for the upcoming comedy "Girls Trip". See the previews page and book in advance... The third academic term is kicking off and families are back home, and Captain Underpants is here to entertain the little ones. French director Luc Besson is back with his big-budget teen-friendly sci-fi epic Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. On the art circuit we have the well-rated Things to Come, as well as select screenings of the filmed version of the play Salome. Lastly Bollywood offers up typical fare with Munna Michael. 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