Mean Machine


A British remake of the American ''The Longest Yard'', this switches the action from American Football to soccer. Our hero, a pro soccer player, is sent to prison after a brawl with the cops. The warden recruits him to train the prison guard soccer team, which he agrees to in return for also training a team of inmates. This naturally sets the scene for the inevitable match between the two teams...


98 minutes.
No persons under 13 (Language, Violence) .
Comedy, Drama, Male conflict & bonding

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Well, that was a piece of cake...
Well, that was a piece of cake...

Credits

Cast
Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown, Vas Blackwood
Director
Barry Skolnick
ScreenplayCharlie Fletcher, Chris Baker, Andrew Day, Tracy Keenan Wynn
MusicJohn Murphy, Jeff Cardoni
CinematographyAlex Barber
Sound formatsDolby Digital
SA distributor UIP
Made in2001
Produced byBrad Grey Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Ruddy Morgan Productions, SKA Films

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Ratings

Scale (Max)20

What the Critics say

Cape Argus
Bianca Coleman
10
The Cape Times
Kevin Thomas
10
The Star
Sue Olswang
12
Die Burger
Gabriël Botma
5
Sunday Times
Barry Ronge
10
Total Movie
Ceri Thomas
10
eye Weekly
Catharine Tunnacliffe
3
Box Office
Wade Major
10

What the People say

Internet
640 Netizens
12

Average .. 46%

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