Vampires Suck

Some sagas just won't die


Vampires Suck
This film spoofs several of the recent 'vampire-themed' movies, as well as Alice in Wonderland. The plotline and many scenes borrow heavily from the 'Twilight' series of movies, revolving around a non-vampire young woman who has to choose between two attractive young men. Things do not work out as she expects them to ...

82 minutes.
No persons under 13 (Language, Violence).
Comedy.
Groovy, baby!
Groovy, baby!

Credits

Cast
Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Annelise van der Pol, Mike Mayhall
Director
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
ScreenplayJason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
MusicChristopher Lennertz
CinematographyShawn Maurer
EditingPeck Prior
Sound formatsDolby Digital
SoundtrackAvailable
Made in2010
Produced byRegency Enterprises, Road Rebel

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Film and Publications Board (FPB) Report (SA)

GenreComedy
LanguageStrongish
NudityNone
SexMild suggestiveness
ViolenceMild, comic
PrejudiceNone
BlasphemyMild
Drug abuseNone
CommentsSpoof vampire film
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ScreenIt Report (USA)

Sex / Nudity
4
Violence
5
Blood / Gore / Gross
5
Guns / Weapons
4
Profanity
4
Alcohol / Drugs
4
Smoking
0
Disrespectful / Bad Attitude
4
Imitative Behaviour
5
Frightening / Tense Scenes
1
Jump Scenes
0
Tense Family Scenes
1
Music (Scary/Tense)
4
Music (Inappropriate)
0
Topics to talk about
4


Ratings

Scale (Max)20

What the Critics say

Cape Argus / The Star
Frank Scheck quote iconVacuous Twighlight spoof a snore ...
1
Die Burger
Paul Boekkooi quote iconNee, dit is eintlik fliek wat suig
1
Cape Times
Frank Scheck quote iconUnfunny 'Twighlight' parody really sucks
5
Box Office
Phil Contrino quote iconAnother failed spoof
3
ScreenIt
C. Fuchs quote iconVampires Sucks certainly fits its title
0
Metacritic.com
16 critics
4
Rottentomatoes critics
51 critics
4
Rottentomatoes tomatometer
Tomatometer quote iconWitlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.
1

What the People say

Internet
6250 Netizens quote icon'Vampires Suck' ... SUCKED!
7

Average .. 14%

3

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