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Machete

Machete

He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...
Who hid my conditioner again?
Who hid my conditioner again?
After some trouble in Mexico, an ex-law-enforcement official moves across the border to Arizona, and works as a labourer. He is hired to knock off a politician campaigning against Mexican immigrants, but is doublecrossed and finds himself on the run. Desperate to clear his name and see justice done, he recruits three talented ladies and other illegal aliens, and sets about righting what he sees as wrong. Expect plenty of violence and gore, with some nudity.

103 minutes, No persons under 16 (Language, Nudity, Violence, Blasphemy)
Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller.

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Credits
Cast
Danny Trejo, Robert de Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson
Director
Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
ScreenplayRobert Rodriguez, Alvaro Rodriguez
MusicJohn Debney, Carl Thiel
CinematographyJimmy Lindsey
EditingRebecca Rodriguez, Robert Rodriguez
Sound formatsDolby Digital, Sony Dynamic Digital Sound, DTS
SoundtrackNot available
Made in2010
Produced byOvernight Films, Troublemaker Studios, Dune Entertainemtn III, Dune Entertainment

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FPB Report (SA)
GenreAction
LanguageStrong, frequent
NuditySome
SexMild suggestiveness
ViolenceStrong, frequent
PrejudiceNone
BlasphemyParodic
Drug abuseNone
CommentsStrong violence but somewhat over the top, satiric, in Tarantino-esque fashion.
These details are supplied by the FPB. If you have a problem with any of the above, please take it up directly with the FPB. Read the Classification Guidelines.

ScreenIt Report (USA)
Sex / NudityViolenceBlood / Gore / GrossGuns /
Weapons
Profanity
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Alcohol / DrugsSmokingDisrespectful /
Bad Attitude
Imitative BehaviourFrightening /
Tense Scenes
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Jump ScenesTense Family ScenesMusic (Scary/Tense)Music (Inappropriate)Topics to talk about
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Ratings
Scale (Max)20
What the Critics say
Cape Argus/The StarTheresa Smith quote icon 10
Die BurgerMariana Malan quote icon 10
Cape TimesFrank Scheck quote icon 10
Box Office (USA)John P. McCarthy quote icon 13
eye Weekly (Canada)Neil Karassik quote icon 10
ScreenIt (USA)C. Fuchs quote icon 10
Metacritic.com29 critics12
RottenTomatoes.com129 critics13
RottenTomatoes.comTomatometer quote icon 15
What the People say
IMDB21072 Netizens quote icon 15
Average .. 59%12


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