Hi all So we're halfway to Christmas already. It's holiday time for the youngsters so this week's lineup is, shall we say, more crowd-friendly than critic- friendly. Apart from Los Angeles getting the shakes, there's also a new Afrikaans rom-com. Jurassic World continues to rewrite the records, doing stunning business worldwide. Disney/Pixar's latest release Inside Out is also doing very well. It clearly can't compete with the big-budget action blockbusters but for its target market, it's also making records. On the previews side, there's previews at Ster-Kinekor venues on Wednesday night for Magic Mike XXL. Note this is a "girls night out" event, no guys allowed. See the previews page and remember to book. M O V I E S 26 June 2015 * Ted 2 (16 LD) * San Andreas (PG10-12 V) * San Andreas (3D) (PG10-12 V) * 3 Hearts (13 S) * Hollywood in my Huis (PG7-9 L) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Added US and UK Top Tens http://www.moviesite.co.za/news/newsitem.htm Showtimes (all Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro, MovieZone, CineCentre, Movies@, Labia) http://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Forthcoming attractions for 26 June http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (nice HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your s*xual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Historical mergers that didn't happen... (Thankfully) 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally ! 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive ... So I took her to a petrol station.