Hi all Well Johnny is back for some more swashbuckling adventure, as we continue with the Summer Blockbuster season. However the critics were not so impressed this time around, while the masses are more forgiving. So we'll have to see how it does at the box office... On the art circuit we have limited screenings of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, in their Theatre on Screen program. Rounding out this week's lineup is a new release from Terence Malick, which seems a bit of a specialist taste. Then we have another take from the Fatal Attraction genre (if that can be considered a genre now) as new wife and old wife battle it out in Unforgettable. India provides three releases, the first being a biopic of Sachin Tendulkar, as well as two smaller releases. Released 26 May 2017 * Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge (13 VH) * Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge (3D) (13 VH) * Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge (3D)(IMAX) (13 VH) * Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge (4DX) (13 VH) * Song to Song (16 SN) * Unforgettable (16 SV) * Sachin * Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (Telugu) * Thondan (Tamil) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, Nouveau, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm The US and UK Top Tens. 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