Newsletter and jokes 6 October 2017

Hi all 
Tail end of the holidays and hitting the final stretch to the end of the 
year ... amazing how time flies faster as we get older. 
Anyway, two good movies releasing this week for your pleasure. First up 
is the rather belated sequel to the science fiction classic Blade Runner, 
with the other top release being an off-beat coming of age film on the  
art circuit, Good Time. 
Then Al Gore is back with more of his climate worries, but this sequel did 
not go down so well Stateside.  
For the little ones, we have My Little Pony hitting the big screen at  
last, and Bollywood offers their version of Chef, which Hollywood did in 
2014. Lastly as is traditional in October we have another horror film... 
On the previews side, there are a handful of premieres for The Snowman on 
Thursday night ... see the previews page and remember to book. 
Released 6 October 2017 
* Blade Runner 2049 (16 LV) 
* Blade Runner 2049 (3D) (16 LV) 
* Blade Runner 2049 (3D IMAX) (16 LV) 
* Blade Runner 2049 (4DX) (16 LV) 
* Good Time (16 LNVD) 
* Wish Upon (16 LVH) 
* An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power (PG) 
* My Little Pony: The Movie (PG V) 
* My Little Pony: The Movie (3D) (PG V) 
* Chef (Hindi) 
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The US and UK Top Tens. Industry news updated daily.  
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Forthcoming attractions for 20 October  
Updated the pic and quote on the home page  
This Week's pinup (full HD wallpaper)  
Pick of the Week  
All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.  
List of all movies showing  
Same list sorted by Age Restriction  
Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating  
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Cheers, Ian 
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, 
double-pane, energy-efficient kind. 
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller 
complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't 
paid for them. 
Helloooo, just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I 
am automatically mentally challenged. 
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year 
-- that these windows would pay for themselves in a year -- 
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. 
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. 
He never called back.  I bet he felt like an idiot. 
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say 
concerning the union of the bride and groom. 
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. 
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying 
a baby. 
She started slowly walking toward the pastor. 
Everything quickly turned to chaos. 
The bride slapped the groom. 
The groom's mother fainted. 
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to 
help save the situation. 
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do 
you have to say?" 
The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back." 
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased 
to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine 
against a wall.' 
- Eleanor Roosevelt 
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I 
have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that 
- Mark Twain 
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 
- Mark Twain 
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 
- Zsa Zsa Gabor 
Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid 
- Winston Churchill 

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