Hi all The countdown to Christmas has begun... and this year will be more interesting than others because of the politics in the middle... December means family fare, and yes Paddington is back. Paddington is the highest-grossing non-Hollywood family movie of all time, and is set to build on that record. (Well, not sure if they included Bollywood in that metric...) Then as a bit of counter-programming for all that family fun, we have the Bad Moms back again doing their raucous comedy thing. Also for adults and older teens, we have the tale of a hitchhike gone wrong. Staying with things automobile, Clint Eastwood's son headlines another variety of the 'fast and furious' genre, while the art circuit takes a look at the historic him-versus-her tennis match with Billie Jean King. The Bollywood film Padmavati was set to release this week but I guess all the death threats and threats of violence (in UK and India) led to it being held back. The strange thing is that people got upset about the film without even actually seeing it, and (according to reports) jumped to the wrong conclusions... but now the star and director are dealing with death threats... Anyway... on the previews side there are previews tomorrow for the upcoming Afrikaans black comedy Vuil Wasgoed, and a few next Wednesday for Wonder, which is doing surprisingly well Stateside, given the unusual subject matter. Released 1 December 2017 * Paddington 2 (PG) * Paddington 2 (IMAX) (PG) * A Bad Moms Christmas (16 LSD) * Accident (16 LV) * Battle of the Sexes (PG10-12 P) * She is King (13 D) * Overdrive (13 V) * Overdrive (4DX) (13 V) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. 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