Hi all Congrats to the matrics who passed... Looks like the new year may start off with more interesting political developments. Hopefully all for the better. At the movies this week we have the sequel to The Nut Job for the little ones, and an adult comedy for their parents. Also up on the art circuit is a look at life post-war for American servicemen and women. On the previews side, there's a premiere for The Commuter at Cape Gate IMAX on Thursday night. Also the 3D IMAX version of Jumanji is now showing. Enjoy :-) Released 5 January 2018 * The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (PG V) * The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (3D) (PG V) * Father Figures (16 L) * Thank You For Your Service (16 LVS) * Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (3D IMAX) (13 LV) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full cellphone HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Osama's body was removed from his compound, the SEALs also removed a whole heap of classified information which has helped uncover some of the truth behind major events, including the 9/11 attacks. According to information received from these doc*ments, September 11 was actually caused by two Irish builders installing doors on the 20th floor. 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