Hi all This week's big release is the final episode of the Maze Runner series, in all four experience variants. The Oscar noms have been announced, with The Shape of Water (currently on circuit) leading with 13, and Three Billboards (coming in Feb) the other leading contender. Gary Oldman added a Screen Actor's Guild award to his trophy case, guess he'll put it next to the Golden Globe and possibly leave space for Oscar. His Darkest Hour opens here next week. This week's Oscar hopeful is Spielberg's The Post, featuring top-line talent. The animated Monster Family, and gritty crime drama Proud Mary, round out the lineup. Also controversial Bollywood epic Padmaavat is now on wide release. Businesswise, Jumanji is still doing well stateside and locally, by the end of this weekend it will have overtaken Star Wars: The Force Awakens to sit behind the two Fast&Furious titles, and Avatar, in the all-time SA top ten list. No previews this week. Enjoy :-) Released 26 January 2018 * Maze Runner: The Death Cure (16 LVH) * Maze Runner: The Death Cure (3D IMAX) (16 LVH) * Maze Runner: The Death Cure (3D) (16 LVH) * Maze Runner: The Death Cure (4DX) (16 LVH) * Monster Family (PG7-9 V) * Monster Family (3D) (PG7-9 V) * The Post (PG10-12 L) * Proud Mary (16 LVD) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. 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Sam Goldwyn Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. Ernie Kovacs When I bore people at a party, they think it is their fault. Henry Kissinger --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20 Reasons Horseback riding is better than that other thing... 20. No one looks at you strangely if you wear spurs and carry a crop. 19. You can wear your riding clothes in public. 18. You don't have to sneak your riding magazines into the house. 17. If you have trouble with riding, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique. 16. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about riding. 15. If your trainer takes videotapes of you riding, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you become famous. 14. Your horse won't keep asking questions about other horses you've ridden. 13. 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Instant potatoes were a mortal sin. 8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling. 9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer. 10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers. 11) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations. 12) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen -- and there is at least one member of your family with the full name -- Mary Catherine Eileen. 13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more than likely you. 14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing. 15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking. 16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent you make up for in frequency. 17) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party. 18) You are, or know someone, named Murph. 19) If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac. 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"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left." "Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads." "Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow" "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Then they kick him in the ice hole." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------