Hi all We have a crowd-friendly line-up for the long weekend (luck sods), kicking off with it's-not-actually-Jaws-redux monster shark action thriller The Meg, with Jason Statham. He's joined by Charming, for the kiddies, which although it features a trio of princesses made famous by Disney, is not a Disney movie. For the adults/females/art circuit, we have the period rom-drama mouthful of a title, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society, while the new Afrikaans female-friendly drama Stroomop caters to the more adventurous woman. (You'd swear there was a woman's holiday or something today...) India provides the same film in two languages, while the gritty urban American drama Superfly is showing today in some venues, while technically opening officially tomorrow. Lastly... previews. Yes, more female-friendly with previews in many venues for The Spy Who Dumped on Tuesday, while the men get their turn on Wedneday with select venues screening Equalizer 2. There's also some previews for upcoming Bollywood sports epic Gold on Wednesday and Thursday. See the previews page and remember to book. Released 9 August 2018 * Charming (3D) (PG) * Charming (PG) * The Meg (3D) (16 LVH) * The Meg (16 LVH) * The Meg (3D IMAX) (16 LVH) * The Meg (4DX) (16 LVH) * The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society (13 LVD) * Stroomop (PG10-12 LV) * Kolamavu Kokila (CoCo)(Tamil) * Kolamavu Kokila (CoCo)(Telugu) 10 August 2018 * Superfly (18 LNSVD) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink but I use a different name. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is like a witness protection scheme. You get new clothes, home, hair cut & you can't to see your old mates any more. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. 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