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Newsletter and jokes: 17 August 2018

Hi all

From sharks to wolves (and the sci-fi version coming soon, too) with Alpha,
although this is aimed at a younger audience than last week's Meg. 

The biggest release this week is for the adults, in the form of the 
female-buddy The Spy Who Dumped me, which has above average ratings for 
the genre and is expected to do well.

Staying with adult fare, we have a horror film which has not been released
stateside yet and may in fact go straight to broadcast/DVD, which is a bit

The local industry, flush with the success of Stroomop, rolls out another
female-friendly film about a young woman taking a road trip with her 
god-father, which may prove controversial in some quarters.

Then the subcontinent provides four films, two today and two next Wednesday
in line with the Moslem holiday.

On the previews side, there are a few previews on Sunday for chapter three
of the Hotel Transylvania animated series. See the previews page and 
remember to book.

Releasing 17 August 2018

* Alpha (3D) (13 V)
* Alpha (13 V)
* The Spy Who Dumped Me (16 LNV)
* Farewell Ella Bella (13 LD)
* Down a Dark Hall (16 LVH)
* Gold (Hindi)
* Satyameva Jayate (Hindi)

Releaseing 22 August 2018

* Load Wedding (Urdu)
* Jawani Phir Nahi Ani 2 (Urdu) 

Forthcoming attractions

Updated the pic and quote on the home page

This Week's pinup (Full HD wallpaper)

Pick of the Week 

All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.

List of all movies showing

Same list sorted by Age Restriction

Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating.

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Cheers, Ian


People are saying there's a giant killer butterfly on the loose in London
but I think it's just an urban moth.

I've been told to find my sensitive side so I started writing poetry:
POETR... As you can see - it's coming along nicely.

I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went
smoothly, then I broke it off.

On a drugs bust one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me
in sulphuric acid. I didn't know how to react.

Always keep several get well cards on the mantle ... so if unexpected
guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean.

What do you call a man with no shins?

I took off my new girlfriend's glasses last night and said, "Wow, you're
stunning!" She said, "And so are you, suddenly."

An old girlfriend once complained that I was treating her like a slave. So
I sold her.

I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. So I left it

Not paying back interest on money you've borrowed = criminal. Lending money
that isn't yours & gaining interest = banker.

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 7 out of 10...

My doctor asked me if I drank to excess. I told him I would drink to

I was advised to convert 2 rooms into 1 to increase living space. My lounge
is now 18 feet high but doesn't seem any roomier.

A detective should always carry a thin piece of paper and a pencil. Just in
case they need to trace somebody.

I've lost my camouflage jacket.


Satyameva JayateFarewell Ella BellaAlpha (3D)Alpha
The Spy Who Dumped MeGoldDown a Dark Hall
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