Hi all Well A Star Is Born hits the screens today and is set to do well, having found favour with critics and public alike overseas, and even getting mentioned with the "O" word: ... Oscar. So go enjoy :-) It's joined on ciruit by a new local gal-friendly comedy, Baby Mamas, while we start warming up for Halloween with Hell Fest, which is not going to ever be in the same sentence as Oscar .... Lastly the Indian subcontinent has two offerings, one being their version of Life of the Party, and the other a more sedate romantic dramedy. On the previews side, there are some previews on Saturday night for Halloween (the movie), and next Wednesday for the highly-rated American urban drama The Hate U Give (which I suspect is going to be there when the Oscar noms come out). Lastly Peppermint is screening this week in Lusaka, ahead of its opening here. Enjoy :-) Releasing 12 October 2018 * A Star is Born (16 LSD) * Baby Mamas (13 SVD) * Hell Fest (16 LVH) * Hellicopter Eela (Hindi) * '96 (Tamil) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My 10-year-old son Jonathan had an exhausting day but still had some homework left to finish. Sighing, he muttered, “Now I know how the iPad feels when I make it work at one per cent battery.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bedtime conversation with my five-year-old son Daniel: Daniel: Mamma, I know that when someone loves someone, they get married. Me (preparing myself for a lecture on gender): Or not ... Daniel (crestfallen): Oh. Why not? Me: Loving someone is always OK. Sometimes it’s not needed or possible to get married to be with someone you love. Daniel: Does that mean that a T-rex cannot marry a triceratops? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My father is a great lawyer - which means every time I was hurt by something that he said, I was the one who ended up saying sorry. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lady to an orthopaedic doctor: “My husband is suffering from servile spondylosis.” Doctor: “You mean cervical spondylosis.” Lady: “No, it’s servile spondylosis caused due to constant bending before his bosses.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game of Monopoly. STEVEN WRIGHT I was playing chess with my friend, and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess. Hi, ambulance? I think I’ve swallowed three Scrabble tiles. Just an FYI. @JAZZYTRUMPETER --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle confides to his friend. “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girl- friend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I’m as nervous as a hamster.” “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie. “I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom. Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll. Will I understand the sisteen chapel if I have not seen chapels one through fisteen?