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Newsletter and jokes: 1 March 2019



Hi all

Well the Razzies and the Oscars came and went ... at the Razzies, Holmes &
Watson surprised no one with their awards, and even Donald the Trump walked
away with two.

At the Oscars, Green Book was a surprise choice for best film, while Roma
and The Favourite also did well, but could not best Bohemian Rhapsody.
I guess Rami Malek can now up his fee.

https://www.moviesite.co.za/news/razzie.htm
https://www.moviesite.co.za/news/oscars.htm

At the cinemas this week, we have more Oscar goodness showing at the IMAXs
only (where it belongs) in the form of the best documentary winner, Free
Solo. Go hold your breath... :-)

The big release this week is the sequel to The Lego Movie, being the 
imaginatively titled The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, which has decent
ratings for the genre.

That's joined by the adults-only rom-com Little Italy, which is aiming for
a different audience to that which aunt Julia usually targetted. 

Lastly from Hollywood we have Tyler Perry back with another in his never-
ending Madea series, this time poking fun at religion and death, which is 
a tough sell. Reviews were embargoed until release, make of that what you 
wish.... :-)

Bollywood has two offerings this week, one a rom-com (probably adults only)
and the other a war action.

No previews this week.

Enjoy :-)

Releasing 1 March 2019

* The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (3D) (PG7-9 V)
* The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (PG7-9 V)
* The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (3D IMAX) (PG7-9 V)
* A Madea Family Funeral (16 LSPDB)
* Little Italy (16 LSD)
* Free Solo (IMAX)
* Luka Chuppi
* Sonchiriya

http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm 

Forthcoming attractions
http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
http://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (>Full HD wallpaper ...)

Pick of the Week
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm 

All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm

List of all movies showing
http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Cheers, Ian

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Entrepreneur and adventurer Richard Branson, the founder of Virgin Atlantic 
Airways, offered this advice to fellow thrill seekers: 

“If you’re embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don’t forget 
the toilet paper. Once, we had to wait for incoming faxes.”

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When a friend learned that I was seeing a man 15 years my junior, she 
accused me of being a cougar.

“Why not?” I said.
“My last two husbands were cheetahs.”

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My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled 
to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. 

My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

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When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die 
before I finish, I know how it ends.

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The line at the motor vehicle bureau inched along for almost an hour until 
the man ahead of me finally got his license. 

Studying his photo, he told the clerk, “I was standing in line so long, I 
ended  up looking pretty grouchy in this picture.”

“It’s OK,” the clerk reassured him. “That’s how you’re going to look when 
the cops pull you over.”

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A friend of mine had an aunt who was into health food way before anybody 
else in Mississippi even considered it. She would send away for special 
beans and powders and nuts. And sure enough, she kept trim and lively and 
never got sick. 

But her family did not approve. It wasn’t how the Lord meant folks to eat. 
At a ripe old age, this aunt went into a coma.

“See,” said her family, “when her natural time came, her mind passed, but 
her body was too healthy to go.”

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My brother was having a tough time losing weight. Our sister thought he 
should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, 
“Mike, would you like to split a doughnut with me?”

Mike answered, “Want to split two?”

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I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file 
named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them.






The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (3D)A Madea Family Funeral
Newsletter
Little ItalySonchiriyaThe Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (3D IMAX)Luka ChuppiFree Solo (IMAX)The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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