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Newsletter and jokes: 20 March 2019



Hi all

For those of you blessed with a long weekend, enjoy :-)

Remember, if Eskom is making you feel powerless at the moment, your turn
to show who is in charge is coming on 8 May .... use it wisely.

It's holiday time so we have a mixed bag of new movies, with a somewhat 
adult bias. Starting with the family fare, we have The Bookshop, which is
on at the Nouveaus-and-similar venues, and for the slightly older kids,
The Kid Who Would Be King.

The other three Hollywood offerings are for adults, starting with the 
puzzle-cum-horror Escape Room, which is joined by not one but two violent
tales of revenge featuring well known actors ... first up is Liam Neeson
in Cold Pursuit, and then Nicole Kidman in Destroyer.

Lastly Bollywood also has a superhero/crime-fighting action comedy in the 
form of Mard Ko Dard Nahin Hota.

So this week is all about vengeance ... you can pretend it's Eskom up there
on the screen.... :-)

On the previews side, there are isolated previews for Hollywood/Bollywood
crossover Hotel Mumbai, as well as Jordan Peele's followup to Get Out, 
namely Us, which opens Stateside this week and they're expecting it to beat
Captain Marvel.... Yes, it's another horror. 

Enjoy :-)

Releasing 20 March 2019

* Escape Room (16 LVD)
* Destroyer (16 LSVD)
* Cold Pursuit (16 LVD)
* The Kid Who Would Be King (13 VH)
* The Bookshop (PG7-9 D)
* Mard Ko Dard Nahin Hota (13 V) (Hindi)

http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm 

Forthcoming attractions
http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
http://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (>Full HD wallpaper ...)

Pick of the Week
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm 

All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm

List of all movies showing
http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Cheers, Ian

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The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will 
microwave that fish in the work break room.

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Religion is generally a verboten topic for everyone at work, except for 
Larry. Recently, after he steered yet another conversation toward the 
subject, a coworker whispered to me, 

“That Larry — he always has to put his two saints in.”

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While tallying up a customer’s groceries, I sang along with the music 
playing over the PA system. 

Suddenly the customer, a sweet elderly woman, asked, 
“What did you do with the money?”

“What money?” I asked.

“The money your parents gave you for singing lessons.”

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I just realized that “Let me check my calendar” is the adult version of 
“Let me ask my mom.”

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“Last night, I blew 5,000 bucks on a reincarnation seminar. 
I figured, what the hell; you only live once.”

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Kramer vs. Kramer was a Dustin Hoffman/Meryl Streep film about a bitter 
divorce. During a break in the filming of the courtroom scene, Dustin 
Hoffman approached an actual court reporter who had been hired to sit 
behind the stenography machine. 

“Is this what you do?” he asked. “Divorces?”

“Oh, I did them for years,” the woman said. “But I burned out. I couldn’t 
do it anymore. It was just too painful.” 

She added cheerfully, “I really love what I’m doing now.”

“What?” Hoffman asked.

“Homicides.”

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The best ever legal advice spotted on a billboard came from an ad for the 
law office of Larry L. Archie: 

“Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”

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Boss to line worker: I need you to do such and such.

Line worker: You didn’t say the p word.

Boss: Paycheck.


The BookshopDestroyerEscape Room
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The Kid Who Would Be KingMard Ko Dard Nahin HotaCold Pursuit
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