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Newsletter and jokes: 5 April 2019



Hi all

We're heading towards the US "summer blockbuster" season and the first
warmup film arrives today. Aimed at a slightly younger audience than the 
typical PG-13 superhero movie, and going for the laughs, it is expected to
land with a bang globally.

The rest of the main-stream lineup is adults only, which I suppose is to 
be expected post-holidays. First up is local rom-com Love Lives Here, while
we have another local film, a modern and Afrikaans adaptation of Anton 
Chekhov's novel The Seagull, releasing as Die Seemeeu, which is showing
at the art-circuit-and-similar venues.

Also on the same limited circuit is an offbeat crime-action-drama called
Galveston, which has picked up two nominations but no US release yet.

Lastly, Bollywood has a spy action thriller in the form of "Romeo. Akbar. 
Walter." Clearly a man with many personalities :-)

On the previews side, there are Girls Night Out previews next Wednesday and
Thursday evenings for the upcoming comedy Little, and a solitary preview 
for kiddies animated film The Queen's Corgi on Saturday. See the previews
page and remember to book.

Enjoy :-)

Releasing 5 April 2019

* Shazam! (3D) (PG LVH IAT)
* Shazam! (PG LVH IAT)
* Shazam! (3D IMAX) (PG LVH IAT)
* Shazam! (4DX) (PG LVH IAT)
* Love Lives Here (16 LSD)
* Die Seemeeu (16 LSVD IAT)
* Galveston (16 LNSVD)
* Romeo. Akbar. Walter. (Hindi)
http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm 

Forthcoming attractions
http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
http://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (>Full HD wallpaper ...)

Pick of the Week
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm 

All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm

List of all movies showing
http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Cheers, Ian

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One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is 
“What’s good tonight?”

Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. 
So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question 
posed to my husband.

He calmly replied, “Anything over R149.95.”

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A new salesman saw the nameplate on my desk and said, “Sibyl Short. That’s 
easy to remember, since you’re short.” 

The next time he visited our office, he approached me with a big smile and 
stated with great confidence, “Hello, Ms. Stout!”

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After giving a guided tour of Old Key West, I reminded my clients to catch 
the great sunset at 7:15.

“I can’t make it tonight,” a woman said. “When’s the next sunset?”

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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company 
videos viral.

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I work for the transportation department at a university. 

One day, a student came in to buy a parking permit. 

“What’s your license plate number?” I asked.

She responded, “Front or back?”

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A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take 
her dog on board.

“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” 

I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog 
to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by
tomorrow!”

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We were making leaflets for a local church, and the client wanted a logo 
designed with Earth being shielded by the hand of God. 

I sent the client a proof. 

Shortly thereafter, I got a call.

“The hand looks too human. Please use a hand that looks more like God’s.”


Shazam! (4DX)Love Lives HereShazam!GalvestonShazam! (3D)
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Romeo. Akbar. Walter.Shazam! (3D IMAX)Die Seemeeu
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