Hi all Well the election is done and dusted, and the more things change, the more they stay the same .... So lets talk about movies instead.... :-) The biggest release of the week is The Hustle, a female-friendly remake of a 1964 film. That's joined by the domestic creepy thriller The Intruder. On the art circuit we have an offbeat romance in Tulipani: Love, Honour and a Bicycle, while also on the art circuit and some commercial, another female-friendly (but older age group) comedy Poms. The subcontinent has two offerings, a Hindi rom-com Student of the Year 2, and the Malayam action thriller Madhura Raja. Enjoy :-) Releasing 10 May 2019 * The Hustle~(13 LSV) * The Intruder~(13 SV) * Poms~(13 LS) * Tulipani: Love, Honour and a Bicycle~(16 LSVDB) * Student of the Year 2~(13 PV) * Madhura Raja http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked. “Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was an English major, in case there’s ever an emergency involving a comma. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza: Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread. Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this! Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My son and I were checking out a house he was interested in buying. When the owner came to the door, she looked at me and said, “Larry? I know you. We went to school together. I’m Elaine. Don’t you recognize me?” I drew a complete blank. She took out our old yearbook and showed me her graduation picture — still nothing. “Let’s look at your picture,” she said. She flipped the pages until she came to me. Under my photo I had written, “Elaine, I will never forget you.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? To *whom*. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drama: a word boring people use to describe fun people.