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Newsletter and jokes: 10 May 2019



Hi all

Well the election is done and dusted, and the more things change, the more
they stay the same .... 

So lets talk about movies instead.... :-)

The biggest release of the week is The Hustle, a female-friendly remake of 
a 1964 film. That's joined by the domestic creepy thriller The Intruder.

On the art circuit we have an offbeat romance in Tulipani: Love, Honour and
a Bicycle, while also on the art circuit and some commercial, another 
female-friendly (but older age group) comedy Poms. 

The subcontinent has two offerings, a Hindi rom-com Student of the Year 2,
and the Malayam action thriller Madhura Raja.

Enjoy :-)

Releasing 10 May 2019

* The Hustle~(13 LSV)
* The Intruder~(13 SV)
* Poms~(13 LS)
* Tulipani: Love, Honour and a Bicycle~(16 LSVDB)
* Student of the Year 2~(13 PV)
* Madhura Raja

http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm 

Forthcoming attractions
http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm

Updated the pic and quote on the home page
http://www.moviesite.co.za/

This Week's pinup
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...)

Pick of the Week
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm 

All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm

List of all movies showing
http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm

Same list sorted by Age Restriction
http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm

Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm

Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-)

Cheers, Ian

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I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too 
tight.

“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.

“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”

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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law 
answered, “Marc, with a C.” 

Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: 
Cark.

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I was an English major, in case there’s ever an emergency involving a 
comma.

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A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s 
Pizza:

Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or 
anything, Its Just Bread.

Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this!

Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/

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My son and I were checking out a house he was interested in buying. When 
the owner came to the door, she looked at me and said, “Larry? I know you. 
We went to school together. I’m Elaine. Don’t you recognize me?”

I drew a complete blank.

She took out our old yearbook and showed me her graduation picture — still 
nothing. “Let’s look at your picture,” she said.

She flipped the pages until she came to me. Under my photo I had written, 
“Elaine, I will never forget you.”

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Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 
To.

To who?

To *whom*.

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Drama: a word boring people use to describe fun people.


Student of the Year 2The HustlePoms
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