Hi all It's a short week this week, with the new movies opening on the public holiday next Thursday. For this week we're getting back to normality, with five new releases. Starting at the Kiddie end, we have the sequel to Trolls, in Trolls World Tour. This was originally scheduled for about when lockdown kicked in. Also suitable for a younger audience is the offbeat comedy Bill & Ted Face the Music, which is on limited release. Then we have two arthouse releases, Misbehaviour and A Million Little Pieces. Misbehaviour, which is also family-friendly, has been doing great business down here at The Labia, and is now opening in Gauteng. A Million Little Pieces is the adults-only film version of the "memoir" heavily promoted by Oprah Winnfrey a few years back, which embarrassingly turned out to be more novel than memoir. The fifth film this week is the sequel to After, After We Collided, offering more steamy young-adult passion, and based on the novel of the same name. Enjoy! :-) Cheers, Ian New this week * Trolls World Tour (PG V PPS) * Trolls World Tour (3D) (PG V PPS) * Bill & Ted Face the Music (PG10-12 LVHD) * Misbehaviour (PG10-12 LVP) * After We Collided (16 LNSVPD) * A Million Little Pieces (16 LNVD) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Thanks, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- At our weekly Bible study, the leader asked an elderly gentleman, Walt, to open the meeting with prayer. Walt did so in a soft voice. Another man, straining to hear, shouted, “I can’t hear you!” Walt replied, “I wasn’t talking to you.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- We ran into our minister at the mall, but my son couldn’t place him. It was only later that it hit him. “I know that man,” he said. “He goes to our church.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tunisians, I’ve learned, are known for being generous with compliments. As I walked along the harbour with my husband one day, a Tunisian man shouted to him, “Hey, you a very lucky man! Your woman has big legs!” I could have done without such flattery. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Throughout our tour of an early American bathhouse in Hot Springs, Arkansas, I explained to my four-year-old grandson what people once did there. When we came upon a mannequin at a desk, I told him, “She was probably writing a letter home to her friends telling them about her vacation to Hot Springs.” My grandson asked, “And then she died and they stuffed her?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- On our way to go spelunking, we got lost on a country road. We stopped to ask a farmer, “Is this the road to Waynesville?” “Yes, it is,” he replied. As we started to drive off, we barely heard him add, “But you’re going the wrong way.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine. “I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said. “No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in our wall.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- During a faculty meeting at our school, our principal grew frustrated with the lack of attention he felt was his due. Raising his voice, he shouted, “Listen, people. Communication is a two-way street. When I talk, you have to listen.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- While interviewing a candidate for a receptionist position, I asked: “What do you see in yourself that you’d like to improve?” Her response: “My breasts.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My friend, an intern, was given $50 to get the chairman of the bank some lunch. Told to get himself something, he bought a shirt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------