Hi all There are two new western movies, and two from Bollywood. Both western films deal with family unity and healing, but in different ways. Four Kids and It is a family/kiddie merger film, while the adults-only Made in Italy is about healing wounds and moving on after loss. From Bollywood, me have the romantic dramedy Dil Bechara, and plenty of fast cars / fast woman / fast action in Khaali Peeli. Enjoy! :-) Cheers, Ian New this week * Four Kids and It (PG V) * Made in Italy (16 LD) * Dil Bechara (Hindi) * Khaali Peeli (Hindi) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (cellphone wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. 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