Hi all The big release this week is the action thriller The Doorman, showing at most venues. For the family / kiddie market, we have the remake of The Secret Garden, based on the classic childrens' novel. That's on more limited release. And lastly, Bollywood has a comedy crime caper in the form of Lootcase. On the previews side, there are two previews on Saturday for next week's release of the animated film Magic Arch, at Fourways. Enjoy! :-) Cheers, Ian New this week * The Secret Garden (PG7-9 VDH) * The Doorman (16 LV) * Lootcase (Hindi) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Thanks, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are gross!” I said, “People who sell veggies are grocer.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saved a lot of money on a home security system by hanging a picture of my paycheque on the front door. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My sunglasses are prescription so if they’re stolen, it becomes two people who can’t see. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- During a summer-camp singalong around the campfire, I grabbed my guitar and accompanied the kids. After five or six songs, I asked, “Okay, what should we sing next?” One 10-year-old requested, “A cappella.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just after my son turned three, his little sister was born. He was delighted to see her but didn’t really know what a newborn baby was like. He observed her for a while, then said, “She doesn’t move... She needs a battery!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- During our “careers” meeting at Brownies, the girls were sharing their aspirations: nurse, teacher, chef, vet. Then an odd one: manager. Curious, I asked the seven-year-old why she wanted to be a manager. She responded, “My daddy says his manager doesn’t do anything all day, so I want that job.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dark day for parents is when their child learns what “hypocrite” means. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dad took my four-year-old brother and five-year-old sister fishing on his boat. They were asking about his fish finder, and he explained that it showed how deep the lake was. He mentioned the water was 20 feet deep. Looking amazed, my sister asked, “Whose feet? Yours or mine?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Attempting to stay calm, I asked my five-year-old if there was a spider on my back. He gave me a quick once-over, screamed and ran away. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me, to my eight-year-old: Why do you watch You-Tube videos of other people playing video games when you could play them yourself? Eight-year-old: Well, why do you watch Tik-Tok videos of people dancing when you could do the dances yourself? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wrote this on the whiteboard during discussion, “William Shakespeare (1564-1616),” and a sixth grader asked me, “Is that Shakespeare’s real phone number?” I once overheard a student say, “I used to write my name in cursive. Now I just write it in English.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------