Hi all It's exam season, and some sort of pandemic running around, so a small line-up this week. The biggest release is the female-friendly horror thriller Run, aimed at teens and above. On the art-and-similar circuit we have World War II drama Six Minutes to Midnight, which has a lower age restriction but will appeal to a more mature audience. Lastly Bollywood has some comedy for Diwali this weekend, in the form of Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari. Enjoy! :-) Cheers, Ian New this week * Run (13 LVD IAT) * Six Minutes to Midnight (PG10-12 V) * Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari (Hindi) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (HD cellphone wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Thanks, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A few of us were discussing the perils of drinking and driving when my five-year-old granddaughter threw her two cents. “I can see why it would be dangerous to drink and drive,” she said. “The straw could go up your nose.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It always irked my single mother that her grocery store didn’t carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen. Then one day, her wish came true. She walked into the grocery and found fresh eggs in cartons of six. “I was so excited,” she told us later, “that I bought two!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- me: Mom, you’re invading my personal space. mom: Well, you came out of my personal space. That makes us even. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I’m leaving for the weekend, so I hid $100 in your room for food. Clean your room and you will find it.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Be nice to your brother. You might need one of his kidneys one day.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I told my mom I expected a boyfriend and a new car for my birthday. She said, “A Ken doll and a Hot Wheels. Got it.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- During my interview today, I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a bit. “Nervous?” asked the interviewer. I simply replied, “No, I just always give 110 percent.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve never wanted to be the kind of successful that requires getting to an airport before 7 a.m. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage vows should be rewritten as “to have and to hold and to listen to stories about your workplace drama until death do us part.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had been trying to prepare my seven-year-old daughter for a new baby in a few months, but she kept insisting, “No boys in our house!” When the big day arrived, my daughter came into the hospital room. I told her, “The baby is a boy. What are we going to do?” She placed both hands on her hips and, without missing a beat, said, “I guess we’ll have to love the little thing!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I called the tinnitus hotline but it just kept ringing ... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alexander Graham Bell’s first telephone was absolutely useless until he made his second one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I was a kid, my parents taught me to not believe everything I saw on TV. Now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Humans are really bad at recharging; it takes them about 8 hours to charge for 16 hours of use. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------