Newsletter and jokes 11 December 2020


 
Hi all 
 
Heading for the final countdown to the end of the year.  
 
A rather small line-up this week, as we wait for Wonder Woman to arrive 
next Wednesday, ahead of its Christmas roll-out in the US. 
 
Nothing new for the kiddies ... for the teens there is the movie version 
of the popular video game, Monster Hunter.  
 
For the adults, we have the female dramedy Dinner With Friends, which was 
poorly received overseas. 
 
The new movies open next week Wednesday. 
 
Enjoy! :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
New this week 
 
* Monster Hunter (3D) (13 V PPS) 
* Monster Hunter (3D IMAX) (13 V PPS) 
* Monster Hunter (13 V PPS) 
* Dinner With Friends (16 LNSD) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the pic and quote on the home page 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper ...)  
 
Pick of the Week (not this week) 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm   
 
All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Thanks, Ian 
 
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I threw a ball for my dog... 
 
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great  
in a dinner jacket. 
 
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Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, John? 
 
Littly Johny: You said, "Don't anyone dare walk into my class late!" 
 
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A: What does "IDK" mean? 
 
B: I don't know. 
 
A: Ugh! Nobody does! 
 
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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when  
he said, "It's going to rain." 
 
His wife asked, "How do you know?" 
 
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." 
 
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Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their  
recent victories. 
 
The manager comes over,  
 
"Could you go to your rooms now, please?" 
 
"Why?!" 
 
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." 
 
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My wife beamed at me with pride and said, "Wow! I never thought our son  
would go that far!" 
 
I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter." 
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet   
 
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A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.  
 
I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she  
asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.  
 
I did, and each one lit up. 
 
"Great," she said. 
 
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.  
 
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed. 
 
"I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened." 
 
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