Newsletter and jokes 18 December 2020


 
Hi all 
 
Been a rather hectic day ... that time of year again... 
 
Only two new movies this week, which opened on Wednesday. First up of  
course is the long-delayed Wonder Woman 1984, which is apparently a lot of 
fun.  
 
For the kiddies, we have another episode in the European-made Bigfoot  
series, entitled Bigfoot Family. 
 
Next week is Christmas, so new movies will open on Thursday 
 
Enjoy! :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
New this week 
 
* Bigfoot Family (3D) (PG V) 
* Bigfoot Family (PG V) 
* Wonder Woman 1984 (3D) (PG10-12 V) 
* Wonder Woman 1984 (PG10-12 V) 
* Wonder Woman 1984 (3D IMAX) (PG10-12 V) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the pic and quote on the home page 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper ...)  
 
Pick of the Week (not this week) 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm   
 
All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Thanks, Ian 
 
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Just after my son turned three, his little sister was born. He was  
delighted to see her but didn’t really know what a newborn baby was like.  
 
He observed her for a while, then said,  
“She doesn’t move... She needs a battery!” 
 
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I wrote this on the whiteboard during discussion,  
“William Shakespeare (1564–1616),” and a sixth grader asked me, 
 
“Is that Shakespeare’s real phone number?” 
 
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I overheard a student say, “I used to write my name in cursive. Now, 
I just write it in English.” 
 
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Young Billy and Willy were walking home from Sunday school, where they had  
just learned about Noah’s ark.  
 
Willy asked, “Do you think Noah did much fishing?” 
 
“How could he?” said Billy. “He had only two worms.” 
 
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A lawyer had an operation. He woke up in his hospital room afterwards and  
saw that all the blinds were shut.  
 
When he asked the nurse why, she said, “There was a fire across the street, 
and we didn’t want you to think that the operation had failed!”  
 
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If the person who named walkie-talkies named everything, 
would ... 
 
stamps be lickie-stickies? 
hippos be floatie-bloaties? 
pregnancy tests be maybe-babies? 
 
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“Life is short” really means “Do something”. 
 
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Life is a near-death experience that gets nearer every day. 
 
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Fruit cocktail is the most disappointing of all the cocktails. 
 
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Opening gifts that say “From Mom and Dad” and knowing that Dad is going to  
be just as surprised as you are. 
 
 
 
 
 



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