Newsletter and jokes 19 February 2021

Hi all 
Three new releases this week, for your viewing pleasure. First up is a  
French holdover from last year, the comedy Adopt a Daddy, which is showing 
at arthouse-and-similar venues. 
This week's wide release is as topical as gets (apart from a film about a  
president defying the courts) and takes a look at what happens if we don't 
get Covid under control. Songbird is set in 2023 and hopefully our future 
will be better. 
Lastly, Bollywood rolls out a rom-com which you can watch any day of the  
week and not just Tuesdays and Fridays. 
New this week: 
* Adopt a Daddy (13 LN) 
* Songbird (16 LV) 
* Tuesdays and Fridays (Hindi)   
Forthcoming attractions  
Updated the pic and quote on the home page  
This Week's pinup (HD cellphone wallpaper ...)  
List of all movies showing  
Same list sorted by Age Restriction  
Don't have updated top 10 yet... not all figures reported. 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
Enjoy :-) 
Cheers, Ian 
For new Army basic trainees at Fort McClellan, one requirement was a  
demanding 19-km march. We got started at 6 a.m. and an hour later we all 
wondered if the end would ever come.  
“Men,” our sergeant yelled, “you’re doing a fine job. We’ve already  
covered six kms!”  
Revitalized, we picked up the pace.  
“And,” continued Sarge, “we should reach the starting point any minute now.” 
When my three-year-old son, asked our host at a birthday party for a second  
helping of cake, I reminded him to always say the magic word when asking  
for anything.  
Nodding, he turned to the host and said, “Abracadabra!” 
My eight-year-old son met our new neighbour’s husband and his  
identical-twin brother for the first time.  
Bewildered, he stammered, “Aunty ... how come you have two husbands!?” 
My boyfriend got his COVID vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most  
prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the COVID  
Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it. 
“That was the perfect amount of hand sanitizer on my hands,”  
[said] no one ever. 
It’s gonna be so embarrassing when I still want to cancel plans and stay  
The poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and looking like  
the rich.  
And what do the rich dream of? 
Losing weight and looking like the poor. 
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can. 
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks under the bed for Chuck  
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it  
back the next day for a refund. 
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes. 
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life. 
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. 
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing  
the Earth down. 
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table. 
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs. 

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