Hi all Three new releases this week, for your viewing pleasure. First up is a French holdover from last year, the comedy Adopt a Daddy, which is showing at arthouse-and-similar venues. This week's wide release is as topical as gets (apart from a film about a president defying the courts) and takes a look at what happens if we don't get Covid under control. Songbird is set in 2023 and hopefully our future will be better. Lastly, Bollywood rolls out a rom-com which you can watch any day of the week and not just Tuesdays and Fridays. New this week: * Adopt a Daddy (13 LN) * Songbird (16 LV) * Tuesdays and Fridays (Hindi) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (HD cellphone wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Don't have updated top 10 yet... not all figures reported. Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- For new Army basic trainees at Fort McClellan, one requirement was a demanding 19-km march. We got started at 6 a.m. and an hour later we all wondered if the end would ever come. “Men,” our sergeant yelled, “you’re doing a fine job. We’ve already covered six kms!” Revitalized, we picked up the pace. “And,” continued Sarge, “we should reach the starting point any minute now.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When my three-year-old son, asked our host at a birthday party for a second helping of cake, I reminded him to always say the magic word when asking for anything. Nodding, he turned to the host and said, “Abracadabra!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My eight-year-old son met our new neighbour’s husband and his identical-twin brother for the first time. Bewildered, he stammered, “Aunty ... how come you have two husbands!?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My boyfriend got his COVID vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the COVID vaccine. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “That was the perfect amount of hand sanitizer on my hands,” [said] no one ever. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It’s gonna be so embarrassing when I still want to cancel plans and stay home. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and looking like the rich. And what do the rich dream of? Losing weight and looking like the poor. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can. Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund. Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes. While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table. Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.