Newsletter and jokes 19 February 2021


 
Hi all 
 
Three new releases this week, for your viewing pleasure. First up is a  
French holdover from last year, the comedy Adopt a Daddy, which is showing 
at arthouse-and-similar venues. 
 
This week's wide release is as topical as gets (apart from a film about a  
president defying the courts) and takes a look at what happens if we don't 
get Covid under control. Songbird is set in 2023 and hopefully our future 
will be better. 
 
Lastly, Bollywood rolls out a rom-com which you can watch any day of the  
week and not just Tuesdays and Fridays. 
 
 
New this week: 
 
* Adopt a Daddy (13 LN) 
* Songbird (16 LV) 
* Tuesdays and Fridays (Hindi) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the pic and quote on the home page 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (HD cellphone wallpaper ...)  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Don't have updated top 10 yet... not all figures reported. 
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
 
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For new Army basic trainees at Fort McClellan, one requirement was a  
demanding 19-km march. We got started at 6 a.m. and an hour later we all 
wondered if the end would ever come.  
 
“Men,” our sergeant yelled, “you’re doing a fine job. We’ve already  
covered six kms!”  
 
Revitalized, we picked up the pace.  
 
“And,” continued Sarge, “we should reach the starting point any minute now.” 
 
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When my three-year-old son, asked our host at a birthday party for a second  
helping of cake, I reminded him to always say the magic word when asking  
for anything.  
 
Nodding, he turned to the host and said, “Abracadabra!” 
 
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My eight-year-old son met our new neighbour’s husband and his  
identical-twin brother for the first time.  
 
Bewildered, he stammered, “Aunty ... how come you have two husbands!?” 
 
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My boyfriend got his COVID vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most  
prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the COVID  
vaccine. 
 
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Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it. 
 
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“That was the perfect amount of hand sanitizer on my hands,”  
[said] no one ever. 
 
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It’s gonna be so embarrassing when I still want to cancel plans and stay  
home. 
 
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The poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and looking like  
the rich.  
 
And what do the rich dream of? 
 
Losing weight and looking like the poor. 
 
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can. 
 
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks under the bed for Chuck  
Norris. 
 
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 
 
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it  
back the next day for a refund. 
 
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes. 
 
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life. 
 
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 
 
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. 
 
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing  
the Earth down. 
 
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table. 
 
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs. 
 
 
 



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