Hi all Three new releases this week, and for a change the quality is reasonable. Starting at the family end, and following the sucScess of The Queen's Gambit on television, we have another chess tale based on true events, called Critical Thinking. Well, chess provides the backdrop for the kids' story arc. Reviews have been good. For the adults, we have a crime thriller which is doing OK Stateside. The Little Things is a typical mismatched pair tale with a twist. India offers us the same romantic food comedy in two languages, as Theeni in Tamil and Ninnila Ninnila in Teluga. On the previews side, there are previews all over on Saturday, and some on Sunday, for next week's revival of the classic Tom & Jerry. See the previews page and remember to book :-) New this week: * Critical Thinking (13 LVPD) * The Little Things (16 LNV) * Theeni (Tamil) * Ninnila Ninnila (Teluga) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week https://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now that my boyfriend is also working from home, I’ve asked that we liven things up by pretending we’re having an office affair. 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