Hi all It's the Oscar Awards on Sunday, and the Razzies tomorrow. Should be fun :-) Only two new releases this week, and, unlike last week, this week's big release, Vanquish, is more likely to be up for a Razzie than an Oscar next year. Though probably those seeking escapist entertainment will enjoy this payback actioner. Also releasing for the very little ones is the third episode in the Maya the Bee series, with the usual sort of happy-ending story. No previews this week. Enjoy the long weekend and holidays :-) New this week: * Maya the Bee 3: The Golden Orb (PG) * Vanquish (16 LVD) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life in lock-down Hearing my wife in meetings and it dawns on me that she uses personnel management techniques on me all the time. A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a ‘let’s circle back’ guy... I’m married to the guy who calls everyone ‘Chief’. Imagine being a spy right now, stuck at home trying to convince your family you have a normal job. Our local pet store’s pandemic rules were laid out on a sign that read, “Please maintain six feet between you and others. That’s two Great Danes, four cats or 16 hamsters.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- James received a bill for his recent surgery and was astonished to see a $900 charge for the anaesthesiologist. He called the office to demand an explanation. “Is this some kind of mistake?” he asked when he got the doctor on the phone. “No, not at all,” the doctor said calmly. “Well,” said James, irritated, “that’s awfully costly for just knocking someone out!” “Not really,” replied the doctor. “I knocked you out for free. The charge is for bringing you back.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kid: Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their hooters? Mom: Because there’s a wedding going on. Kid: But Mommy, isn’t the hooter a warning signal? Mom: Exactly, son. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE TOP 10 REJECTED NAMES FOR A COVID VACCINE * Antihoaxamine * Placebonol * Badsidefex * Vitamin Conspira-C * Probablynotjustsaline * Pharmaprofitol * Professor Fauci’s Original Olde Time Miracle Elixir and Wing Sauce * Rushed2marketol --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My eldest child was born five years after my husband and I got married. Today we found out she’s mad at us for not inviting her to the wedding. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- After I finished reading Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to my five-year-old daughter, she ran to her father and asked him, “Dad, will you bring me a step-mother after mum dies?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A few years ago, my mom was teaching a class of second graders. One day I was at her school during recess and saw a girl and a boy sitting on the floor in the hallway. The girl was crying, and the boy looked angry. I asked what they were doing. In the most serious voice a second grader could muster, the boy responded, “Talking about our relationship.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prior to dinner, my 80-year-old mother-in-law stopped off at the beauty parlour. “All the women did was complain about their husbands,” she said over our entrees. “Did you complain about your husband?” I asked, adding a sly nod toward my father-in-law. “I didn’t have to,” she said. “They all know him.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have been a scoundrel all my life. Selfish, cruel at times, hard to work with. I’m grateful that so many have given me a second chance. That’s when we’re at our best—when we support each other. Not when we cancel each other out for our past mistakes, but when we help each other grow, when we educate each other, when we guide each other to redemption. Joaquin Phoenix, actor ---------------------------------------------------------------------------