Hi all In what is becoming the New Normal (for the time being, at least), we only have two new movies this week. First up, for the kiddie / family market, is the sequel to Peter Rabbit, which has had reasonable reviews considering the type of film. That's joined by the latest episode in the long-running Saw horror franchise, which originated with star comedian Chris Rock, of all people. This is adults only (18), with a long report from the censor board ... (warning: their comments reveal important plot points). The film is also showing on the big IMAX screens if you want the "full" experience :-) As mentioned last week, two films opened yesterday for Eid, local comedy Barakat in "Afrikaaps", and Salman Khan in Radhe - Your Most Wanted Bhai. Enjoy :-) New this week: * Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (PG7-9) * Spiral: From the Book of Saw (18 LVH) * Spiral: From the Book of Saw (IMAX) (18 LVH) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I always pop round to my elderly neighbour if I'm going into town, to see if he needs anything. Yesterday he asked if I could get him some “dear John mustard”... He obviously meant Dijon! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drivers of classic Land-Rover Defenders like mine have taken to saluting each other as they pass. I did it to a fellow driver just the other day but was very disappointed to receive nothing more than a curious look in return. Then I suddenly realised that I was on foot! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had backache and went to the store to buy some heating pads specifically for people with back pain. And do you know where they kept them? On the bottom shelf! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My grandson received some highway code lessons at school. Afterwards, he informed me that drivers have to look out for the “pescatarians” crossing signs— sounds fishy to me! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A visitor from abroad was struggling to place an order with our local baker, who couldn't understand what the visitor meant by a “woodland cake.” Fortunately, having worked in Germany, I was able to figure it out for them. The item required was a black forest gateau. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day. I’m going to run into as many restaurants as I can, shouting, “I knew I’d find you here, you cheater,” then run out. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a bag pipe? You can tune a lawn mower. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Instead of the John, I call the toilet the Jim. That way it sounds much better when I say that “I go to the Jim every morning.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every story ever written is in the dictionary. You just have to put the words in the correct order. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, “You’re the third one this week.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- After paying the bill, my friend turned to his date and told her, “You ate more than I predicted.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------