Hi all Well, July was quite hectic ... let's all work for a return to normality. Only one new release this week, a sequel to 1996's Space Jam, which once again mixes live action with toons, but now with the advantage of 25 years of technological advancement. It's a family movie, so enjoy :-) There are previews all over this weekend for the next week's family adventure movie, Jungle Cruise ... see the previews page and remember to book. Enjoy! :-) New this week: * Space Jam: A New Legacy (PG LV) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My sister came across a movie poster online that showed a man passionately kissing a woman in the pouring rain. “How come you’ve never kissed me like that?” she demanded of her husband. He shrugged, saying, “We never get that much rain.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said. “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! “We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? “Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!” The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is nostalgia like grammar? A: We find the present tense and the past perfect. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When my wife turned 32, I warned her not to get her hopes up and expect much of a fuss. “After all,” I said, “we’re only going to be celebrating it for half a minute.” When she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out, “This is your thirty-second birthday.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went down to the 24-hour supermarket. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He said, “Yeah, but not in a row.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- One thing that I’ve noticed about grumpy old men in TV shows and films, they will mentor you if you’re annoying enough. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell. That’s why I knocked. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here? Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind. It’s pointless. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- During a job interview, the interviewer asked, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” “Um, I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years,” I replied. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day I was reading the story of Chicken Little to my class. I came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tries to warn a farmer. I read, “... and so, Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’” I paused, then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?” One little boy raised his hand and retorted, “I think he may have said, ‘Good grief! A talking chicken!’” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our teenage granddaughter was thrilled when she landed her first real job waiting on tables in a fancy restaurant. But after one shift, the excitement seemed to have waned. “How do you like being a waiter?” I asked. She shrugged, “It would be OK if people wouldn’t keep asking for stuff.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everything I know about the stock market is from accidentally googling two or three letters when I meant to type in a full website. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recruiter (calling me at work): Are you able to talk? Me: Since the age of two.