Newsletter and jokes 27 August 2021


 
Hi all 
 
It's "Teens and up" this week, with a bias for the dark side of life.  
 
First up is Liam Neeson in The Ice Road, a trucker tale set in frozen Canada. 
 
If wide open spaces are not your scene, try the opposite in the Escape Room 
sequel, Escape Room: Tournament of Champion. 
 
Lastly from Hollywood, some horror in the remake of Candyman, which has had 
good reviews. Note this is for 18+ only. 
 
Bollywood has a puzzle with veteran actor Amitabh Bachchan in Chehre. 
 
On the previews side, there are premieres next Thursday at selected venues 
for next week's young adult angst, After We Fell. See the previews page 
and remeber to book. 
 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
 
New this week: 
 
* The Ice Road (13 LV) 
* Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (13 LVH) 
* Candyman (18 LVHDP)  
* Chehre (Hindi) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the pic and quote on the home page 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (cellphone wallpaper ...)  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
 
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All you need is love. 
But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. 
 
 
You hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate  
is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. 
 
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I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end  
of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately.” 
 
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My wife just got mad at me for fast-forwarding through a commercial because  
she wanted to use that time to look at her phone. 
 
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Her: Are you going to walk around all day without a shirt on? 
 
Me: Just giving you a show.  
 
Her: Can I change the channel? 
 
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If you like getting angry at the way someone turns a doorknob, marriage  
may be right for you. 
 
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I’ve come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years  
that I’ve started to see them as co-workers. 
 
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It’s crazy to think that my boyfriend existed and had a life before we met. 
How did he live without me for all those years? 
 
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I moved in with my girl-friend after one year of dating.  
People say we’re rushing in, but we’re both so in love with saving R900  
per month. 
 
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A first grader told me that she doesn’t need school because she wants to be  
a pineapple when she grows up. 
 
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My four-year-old: Can we get a cat? 
 
Me: No, they make me sneeze. 
 
My four-year-old: Can you go away then? 
 
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No one runs faster than a toddler holding something they shouldn’t. 
 
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As my mother, seven-year-old niece and I were leaving church one day, my  
niece noticed parishioners putting money in a collection box near the 
exit.  
 
My niece turned to us and asked, “Do we have to pay to get out?” 
 
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My four-year-old was trying to tell us a scary story the other night and  
she ended it with, “And they were dead...for the rest of their lives!” 
 
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A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.  
 
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then he vanished without a très. 
 
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The best safety device is a rear-view mirror with a traffic cop in it. 
 
 
 



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