Hi all The height of exam season, summer is coming, plus worries about The Return of Lockdown ... but in the mean time, some well-rated movies opening today for your viewing pleasure. First up is the biopic King Richard, about the Williams family (as in Venus and Serena), focusing on the role their father played on the road to success. Then we have another episode in the Ghostbusters franchise, introducing a younger cast who I assume will be back later in another sequel. For the adults, some more horror in Demonic, which was poorly received, despite being directed by local export Neill Blomkamp. Lastly Bollywood has a sequel to the charming con-artists Bunty Aur Babli. High action Bollywooder Antim: The Final Truth opens next Thursday at Suncoast. 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He stood outside with another colleague holding his helmet upside down in his hands and the man of the house came to the door. He took one look at the fire-fighters and proceeded to put some sweets in their helmets muttering under his breath, "They're getting a bit too old to be doing this these days..." and promptly closed the door on them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My poor mum was standing in front of a full-length mirror looking at herself in a new Christmas outfit and complaining bitterly about her weight and her looks. "I really could do with a compliment right now," she told my dad, Joe. Without looking up from the newspaper he retorted, "Your eyesight is clearly not a problem." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- An infant school nativity play will always reduce me to tears, but they were tears of laughter when my pride and joy was playing the role of innkeeper. In response to Joseph's knock, he suddenly forgot what he was supposed to say and simply gave our family's standard response when visitors arrive: "Come on in. Mum's just putting the kettle on." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every morning I go outside and get hit by the same bike. Every single morning. What a vicious cycle. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A horse walks into a bar, so the barman says, “hey”. “No, thanks,” the horse replies. “Just a pint.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I bought a wig for only 25 cents. It was a small price toupee. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend and I met through a dating agency for dolphin impersonators. The minute we met we just clicked. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regarding the rumour that I’ve made the world’s largest bouncy castle, I’d just like to say that it’s been blown up out of all proportion. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What’s the fastest growing city in the world? The capital of Ireland — it’s Dublin every day. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- They all laughed when I told them that I had face blindness, but who’s laughing now? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a WEIGH IN A MANGER! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Could I do an impression of a flamingo being arrested? Easy, I could do it standing on one leg with my hands tied behind my back. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I lost my job at the hospital for stealing a neck brace but at least I can still hold my head up high. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Typos make me sic. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend has left me because of my insecurities. No wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of tea. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I dreamed that I put too much mixer in my gin and tonic last night. I must have overschwepped.