Hi all Finally the end is in sight .. for the year, and hopefully also the Covid chaos. Then we must just make sure to get all our freedoms back. The Matrix Resurrections opened on Wednesday, reviews have been rather mixed, so I guess it will appeal to some but not others. Today sees the sequel to Sing hit the screens, and it has found more favour with the crowds than the critics, so should be perfect for the little ones. The only other Mainstrem release is The King's Man, which is a prequel to the series, but has had a poor reception. India has two offerings, the cross-cultural rom-com Atrangi Re, and the cricketing saga '83. 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