Hi all Only one new release this week, and it's a big disaster: Moonfall. Hopefully it will never happen in reality. This sort of epic is best experienced on the big IMAX screen, or go for the Extreme version. On the previews side, there are previews next Thursday night for the Valentine's Day rom-com Marry Me, starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson. See the Previews page and remember to book. New this week: * Moonfall (13 LV) * Moonfall (IMAX) (13 LV) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- We were hanging out in the lounge of our naval supply ship when the executive officer walked in. He took one look at the pilot sitting atop a table and blew a gasket. “Don’t sit on the table!” he barked. “Is that what you do at home?” “No, sir,” said the pilot calmly. “But, then, we don’t land helicopters on our roof, either.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- During my teens, I was a squad leader at a military summer camp. We were required to wear our full uniform at all times, with no exceptions and no accessories or makeup allowed. One day as I inspected my team, I noticed that one of the female campers had exceptionally dark eyelids. “Are you wearing eyeliner?” I asked. “No!” she said defensively. Then, after a slight pause, “Why? Is it running?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our son’s friend’s dad telephoned our house and asked to speak to his 11 year old who was over to play. “Hello, Dad,” said his son. “I want you to come home AT ONCE,” we could hear his dad say, “I need help with your homework!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the odd occasion, my partner Lee makes his own sandwiches for work. The other day I got the bread, butter and peanut butter out along with two knives. When he decided to take over, he asked why I had got two knives out. I explained it’s so that I don’t get peanut butter in the butter and vice versa. “Oh,” he replied, “I usually use one knife and then lick it each time.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you hear me telling the same story twice, just let it go. I only have six memories – and they all take turns. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summer... Humidity is just a fancy way of saying even the air is sweating. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our neighbour, Joe, has a vintage car and while we were chatting to him one day, we were trying to get him to reveal just how old it was. “Put it this way,” he confided, “It’s been insured against fire, theft and Vikings!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me: Do you want me to pick up some Valentine’s chocolate for you and the girls today? Wife: Absolutely not. Me: Seriously? Wife: It’ll be on sale tomorrow. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m chaperoning a Valentine’s Day date for my 15 year old and his girlfriend so I made her garlic pizza for dinner. Genius Level: 100. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A generous army general walked into a bar and ordered everyone around. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene. Fran and her friends named their band Duvet. It’s a cover band. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I recently passed the house I grew up in while driving, so I stopped and asked if I could go in to look around. The owners said no and slammed the door on me. Parents can be so rude!