Hi all Four releases this week, two from the West and two from India. First up is tne doggy buddy road movie comedy, Dog, which appealed to audiences, especially in the US. Then Liam Neeson is back in action mode in the action thriller Blacklight, which did not impress the critics but audiences were more appreciative. From India, we have Gangubai Kathiawadi, which chronicles a woman's rise to power in the "personal full body massage" industry, and Valimai, which is a crime thriller about a cop going up against vicious biker gangs. On the previews side, there are premieres for The Batman at the IMAX venues next Thursday ... see the previews page and remeber to book :-) New this week: * Dog (13 L) * Blacklight (16 LV) * Gangubai Kathiawadi (probably 16 V) (Hindi and Telugu) * Valimai (probably 16 VD) (Tamil) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I told my nephew a watermelon was going to grow in his stomach because he ate some of the seeds. He then looked me straight in the eyes and, I kid you not, said, “Nope, there’s no sunlight so you’re wrong and college has failed you.” He’s seven. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the heck she is. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did Grandma and Grandpa do for fun back in the day? I don’t know. My 17 aunts and uncles won’t answer the question. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My grandpa just walked into a room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. I said, “Who is this guy?” He said, “My hip replacement.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was seated next to a crying baby. Apparently that’s not allowed when the baby is yours. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It’s so cold in Winnipeg right now that I’m hoping for a heated argument with my wife. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is asking each other what you want for dinner every day until you die. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My eight-year-old daughter was looking through the snack cupboard when she said, very seriously: “You stopped buying granola bars.” I replied, “Well, you stopped listening to me, so I guess we’re even.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” “No sun.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a dad who tried to keep his wife happy through labour by telling jokes, but she didn’t laugh once. Know why? It was the delivery. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.