Hi all A strong line-up this week, headlined by The Batman, which has received praise from the press and public alike. Best viewed at IMAX or 4DX :-) On the art side, we have Oscar hopeful (7 nominations) Belfast, for your discerning pleasure. Note that the film is in monochrome. Lastly, Bollywood offers Jhund, featuring stalwart Amitabh Bachchan. New this week: * Belfast (13 LVP) * The Batman (16 LVD) * The Batman (IMAX) (16 LVD) * The Batman (4DX) (16 LVD) * Jhund (Hindi) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (3 full HD wallpapers ...) 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Does that give you a hint?” “Ah,” said Alex, realising his mistake. “It couldn’t have been him. If it were really Handel from that long ago, the film would have been in black-and-white.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A company owner was asked a question: “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled and replied: “It’s simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- An assistant district attorney in the US was demoted for moonlighting for a food delivery service when he should have been in the office. The Week magazine asked its readers to title a TV show based on the scenario. You may soon be watching: • Law and Order In • A Few Good Menus • Food Court • 12 Hungry Men • Crime & Nourishment • The Meals Of Justice • CSI: KFC • The French Fry Connection