Newsletter and jokes 6 May 2022


 
Hi all 
 
Two movies this week, aimed at different audiences, and reviews have been 
positive for both. 
 
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is showing all over in all  
formats, while wartime drama Operation Mincemeat is on at the Nouveaus and 
similar. 
 
 
New this week 
 
* Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (3D) (13 LV) 
* Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (13 LV) 
* Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (3D IMAX) (13 LV) 
* Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (4DX) (13 LV) 
* Operation Mincemeat (13 LV) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the pic and quote on the home page 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (3 full HD wallpapers ...)  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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My husband walked in the room and asked, “How’s my sleeping beauty?” 
 
I smiled and opened my eyes just in time to see him pat my sleeping 
puppy’s head. 
 
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My patient was getting a cognitive test, and a fellow nurse asked her to  
name as many animals as she could in one minute. 
 
Her response: “15 million elephants, 15 billion horses and 10 trillion cows.”     
 
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Doing brain laundry: Separating my thoughts into lights and darks. 
 
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Curiosity is not a good reason to get married. 
 
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Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Hike. 
Hike who? 
I didn’t know you liked 
Japanese poetry. 
 
Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Oink. 
Oink who? 
Make up your mind. 
Are you a pig or an owl? 
 
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I gave my daughter a hug in public yesterday. 
 
She responded, “You know, distance makes my heart grow fonder.” 
 
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My five-year-old wanted to learn about the tai chi classes I was taking, 
so I showed her some moves.  
 
At first she was totally taken aback. But later she hugged me and whispered,  
“It’s okay, Mom, keep practising. One day you’ll be able to do it quickly.” 
 
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I was singing a lullaby to my three-year-old and he told me he hated it. 
 
“That’s a shame,” I said. “I used to sing it to you before you were born,  
when you were still in my tummy.” 
 
“I hated it then, too,” he replied. 
 
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing. 
 
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