Hi all Tom Cruise is back as Top Gun, and it's had rave reviews from press and public alike, so enjoy :-) Not much else happening ... for the kiddies, another animated film that has not had much exposure elsewhere, and an action thriller from Bollywood. New this week * Marmaduke (PG V * Top Gun: Maverick (13 LV) * Top Gun: Maverick (IMAX) (13 LV) * Top Gun: Maverick (4DX) (13 LV) * Anek (Hindi)(probably 16 LV) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone at work told me they got a new kitten but they haven’t sent a photo. Should I go to HR? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can spend five minutes trying to fish the eggshell out of the pancake batter, or, and hear me out, you can leave it and tell your kids it’s good luck to get the pancake with the eggshell. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our six-year-old had just completed several months of French lessons. We asked him to say something in the language. As the whole family eagerly awaited his answer, he sat up straight in his chair, cleared his throat and said, “French toast.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My seven-year-old: Mom, do you want to hear the longest dream I had? Me: Why don’t you write it down so I can really absorb it. But first, tell your dad. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My young son, asking to use my tweezers: “Mom, can I borrow your makeup pliers?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I can’t fall asleep. I think it’s because I’m talking,” said my five-year-old at 3 a.m. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My daughter yelled, “I AM THE BOSS OF MY BODY” when I told her to eat her apple, so our talks about consent are going well. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My four-year-old sniffs out medicine in the popsicles, milkshakes and pudding we give him so quickly, he has a promising career as a narcotics dog. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our five-year-old hid pieces from the puzzle she was doing with her sister so she could be the one to put the final piece in. Never have I been so sure that we are related. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How did Louis XIV feel after completing the Palace of Versailles? A: Baroque.