Newsletter and jokes 8 July 2022


 
Hi all 
 
Hopefully the end is in sight for load-shedding. 
 
At the movies this week, the big release is somewhat tongue-in-cheeck  
superhero romp, Thor: Love and Thunder, showing all over in all formats. 
 
Reviews have been decent so it should prove popular.  
 
On the adult/art circuit, we have Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, featuring  
nothing left to the imagination. This has found favour with press and 
public alike, perhaps suffering lockdown withdrawal symptoms. 
 
From Bollywood, we have an action thriller, Khuda Haafiz Chapter II: Agni  
Pariksha. 
 
Lastly, on the cultural side, the Hamlet stage play is joined by the  
Spartacus ballet, at selected venues. 
 
No previews this week. 
 
New this week 
 
* Thor: Love and Thunder (3D) (13 LV) 
* Thor: Love and Thunder (13 LV) 
* Thor: Love and Thunder (3D IMAX) (13 LV) 
* Thor: Love and Thunder (4DX) (13 LV) 
* Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (16 LNS) 
* Khuda Haafiz Chapter II: Agni Pariksha (probably 16) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. 
 
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Birthdays are good for your health.  
 
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer. 
 
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.  
 
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth. 
 
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?  
 
A: H2O cubed. 
 
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.  
 
One says, "I think I've lost an electron." 
 
The other says, "Are you sure?" 
 
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..." 
 
 
 
 



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