Hi all Back to school, back to reality... Two new movies this week, one each from Holly and Bolly. First up is Hot Seat, an explosive thriller which appeals to the masses rather than the critics. From Bollywood, we have the epic adventure Shamshera. On the art side, we have the filmed play version of Shakespeare's Henry V at selected venues. No previews this week. New this week * Hot Seat (16 LV) * Shamshera (Hindi)(Probably 16 V) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was travelling on a plane across India in the monsoon season when the pilot warned us of heavy turbulence ahead. The plane shook and bumped up and down as we went through the storm. After five very long minutes when nobody spoke a word, it was suddenly all over and calm again. I sank back in my seat breathing a huge sigh of relief, when a small voice from the back of the plane piped up, "Daddy, tell him to do it again." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who’s in favour of bringing back the use of Roman numerals? I for one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll be buried in student loan debt and can’t get a job with his fishing degree. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- People say I don’t know how to use suncream correctly. Alright, no need to rub it in. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can’t help but feel that Hannibal Lecter becoming a cannibal was a self-fulfilling prophecy. His brother Hegetarian turned out just fine! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m thinking about getting into mind reading. ANY THOUGHTS? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My pet budgie broke his legs, so I made a splint for him out of matches. The first time he used it, you should have seen his little face light up! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve just lost my wife’s audiobook. Now I’ll never hear the end of it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Europe, the Wizard of Oz is known as the Wizard of 28g. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Roman Emperor’s wife hates playing hide and seek because wherever she goes, Julius Caesar. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine.