Hi all Three new movies this week, including a well-rated unconventional arthouse release. First up for the kiddies is DC League of Super-Pets, which puts the various super-hero pets in the driving seat instead of playing useful sidekick. From Bollywood, we have the violent actioner, Ek Villain Returns. On the art side, we have Blind Ambition, which is about the first Zimbabwean blind wine tasting team, and reviews have been very good. No previews this week. New this week * DC League of Super-Pets (PG LV) * Blind Ambition (13 LV) * Ek Villain Returns (Hindi)(Probably 16 SV) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Towards the end of the movie King Kong, my then-girlfriend asked, “Is this based on a true story?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I couldn’t agree on where to eat, so we went to her favourite restaurant. Next time, we’ll go to her other favourite restaurant. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The worst part of having a school-aged kid is having to get dressed and pretend I wasn’t in my pyjamas all day when it’s time to pick her up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every time I return home after taking my dog for a walk, I like to imagine my cats are thinking, Wait, you brought it back? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- In my school days I used to bury my head in the sand. Eventually he expelled me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I put my old fridge outside my house and hung a sign on it that read, ‘Free. You want it, you take it’. After three days, however, it still sat there, so I changed the sign to read, ‘Fridge: $50’. The next day someone stole it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says, “I’m probably too honest.” The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.” The man replies, “I don’t care what you think!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a charismatic banana? A banana smoothie! Why couldn’t the police catch the banana? Because he split! What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your rear end? A bananosecond. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My ten year old: Granny, can you teach Mum how to make this dessert?” My mother: Oh, she already knows how to make it, Sweetie. My ten year old: No, she doesn’t. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My five year old asked me to find something downstairs. I couldn’t find it. My five year old: I’ve got an idea. This time, go back downstairs and try your best. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I haven’t started either” are the most comforting words for a student.