Newsletter and jokes 9 September 2022


 
Hi all 
 
Spring is sprung,  
The grass is riz, 
Let's all say 
Good-bye to Liz. 
 
We've got two of Spielberg's mose popular filmn at the big IMAX screens  
this week: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, and Jaws. Enjoy :-) 
 
New from Hollywood and on wide release, is the high-rise thriller, Fall.  
Don't look down. You might realise you have acrophobia. 
 
From India, we have the epic Brahmastra Part One: Shiva, in Hindi (also 3D),  
and Telugu.  
 
There are previews next week Thursday for the upcoming George Clooney /  
Julia Roberts rom-com, Ticket to Paradise.  
 
On the cultural side, take your pick from Andre Rieu: Happy Days Are Here  
Again 2022, Ngubs: Menzi Ngubane Documentary , and Straight Line Crazy 
(theatre). 
 
New this week 
 
* E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (IMAX) (10) 
* Jaws (IMAX) (PG10-12) 
* Fall (16 LV) 
* Brahmastra Part One: Shiva 
* Brahmastra Part One: Shiva (3D) 
* Brahmastra Part One: Shiva (Telugu) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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I wish I had the same confidence as my five year old jumping on a  
trampoline, telling me to look out for him in case his head hits an  
aeroplane.  
 
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Six year old (finishes dinner): What’s for dessert? 
 
Me: We don’t always have to have dessert. 
 
Six year old: Then why have dinner at all?  
 
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I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a raise to  
stay at my job.  
 
We haggled for a few minutes and then he gave me a ten per cent raise. 
 
As I left his office, he asked me, “By the way, which companies are 
after you?”  
 
I responded, “The gas, electricity and phone company.” 
 
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A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I 
think I’m shrinking.”  
 
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. 
 
“You’ll just have to learn to be a little patient.”  
 
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DAD: Did you get a haircut? 
 
SON: Nope, I got them all cut. 
 
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.  
 
I said it must be my weekend immune system. 
 
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Here’s something to think about:  
 
how come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? 
 
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What did the frog order at McDonald’s? 
 
French flies and a diet croak. 
 
 
 
   
 



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