Hi all Spring is sprung, The grass is riz, Let's all say Good-bye to Liz. We've got two of Spielberg's mose popular filmn at the big IMAX screens this week: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, and Jaws. Enjoy :-) New from Hollywood and on wide release, is the high-rise thriller, Fall. Don't look down. You might realise you have acrophobia. From India, we have the epic Brahmastra Part One: Shiva, in Hindi (also 3D), and Telugu. There are previews next week Thursday for the upcoming George Clooney / Julia Roberts rom-com, Ticket to Paradise. On the cultural side, take your pick from Andre Rieu: Happy Days Are Here Again 2022, Ngubs: Menzi Ngubane Documentary , and Straight Line Crazy (theatre). New this week * E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (IMAX) (10) * Jaws (IMAX) (PG10-12) * Fall (16 LV) * Brahmastra Part One: Shiva * Brahmastra Part One: Shiva (3D) * Brahmastra Part One: Shiva (Telugu) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish I had the same confidence as my five year old jumping on a trampoline, telling me to look out for him in case his head hits an aeroplane. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Six year old (finishes dinner): What’s for dessert? Me: We don’t always have to have dessert. Six year old: Then why have dinner at all? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes and then he gave me a ten per cent raise. As I left his office, he asked me, “By the way, which companies are after you?” I responded, “The gas, electricity and phone company.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You’ll just have to learn to be a little patient.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- DAD: Did you get a haircut? SON: Nope, I got them all cut. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here’s something to think about: how come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the frog order at McDonald’s? French flies and a diet croak.