Newsletter and jokes 15 December 2022


 
Hi all 
 
Only two new movies this week, and one is a biggie that no one wants to  
compete with.  
 
The long-awaited sequal to Avatar finally arrives, in all formats, and 
best viewed on a big 3D screen ... Early reviews have been good. 
 
I see that the dates for episodes 3, 4 and 5 are already pencilled in on 
the release schedule. 
 
Tho counter-programming to Avatar is also a sequel, Game of Love, which  
follows Time Is Up released last year December. Reveiws for this were not 
so good ... 
 
 
 
New this week 
 
Avatar: The Way of Water (3D) (13 LV) 
Avatar: The Way of Water (13 LV) 
Avatar: The Way of Water (3D IMAX) (13 LV) 
Avatar: The Way of Water (4DX) (13 LV) 
Game of Love (13 LS) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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Our four-year-old grandson came to visit recently. As he had been  
misbehaving, his granny told him that Father Christmas would not 
come if he was naughty.  
 
He looked up at the ceiling and said, "There are no cameras!" 
 
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I went out for a coffee but couldn’t find decafe. 
 
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I went to see a modern-day Johnny Cash tribute show the other day.  
 
The performer was called Johnny Credit Card. 
 
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I met a beautiful girl at a European pop music event.  
 
I told her, “You’re a vision!” 
 
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When F Scott Fitzgerald got a bad cold, he went to bed with a bottle of 
whisky and within a couple of hours it had gone. 
 
Although of course he still had a cold. 
 
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What happens if you get caught gluing the pages of a biography together?  
 
Multiple back-to-back life sentences. 
 
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I was driving down the M1 motorway yesterday and saw a man in the outside  
lane reading a novel while he was overtaking. 
 
I was so angry that I stopped texting and gave him a beep. 
 
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What do you call a bookworm who can’t stop reading about strong female  
characters? 
 
A heroine addict! 
 
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I’ve just read a book all about Stockholm Syndrome.  
 
It wasn’t much fun at the beginning, but by the time I got to the end I  
thought it was amazing. 
 
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What do you get if you cross a writer with a deadline? 
 
A really clean house. 
 
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Did you know that Aristophanes once wrote a drama all about puns? 
 
It was a play on words. 
 
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I couldn’t find the Mills & Boon section at the library so I asked the  
librarian and she told me I’d been looking for love in all the wrong places. 
 
 
 
  



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