Newsletter and jokes 30 December 2022


 
Hi all 
 
2022 finally draws to a close. I would be happy if 2023 turns out better  
than 2022 but at the moment it is shaping up to be "more eventful". 
 
At the movies this week, we have the rom-com Shotgun Wedding, which is 
opening here a month ahead of the US, so I guess we are a test market. It 
stars JLo and Josh Duhamel, so eye candy available all over. 
 
On the art-and-related circuit we have Steven Spielberg's  
semi-autobiographical tale The Fabelmans, which is likely to be one of the  
front-runners come awards season. 
 
Take care over the long weekend and all the best for 2023. :-) 
 
 
New this week 
 
* Shotgun Wedding (16 LV) 
* The Fabelmans (16 LV) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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Desk sign: Things to Do Today:  
 
1. Get organised.  
2. Talk to wife. 
3. Get reorganised. 
 
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It’s nice for children to have pets, until the pets start having children.  
 
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Most would agree the only thing worse than sick kids when you’re well is  
well kids when you’re sick.  
 
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Anybody know the term we use for misinformation about male Geese? 
 
I can't remember, but I know it's not Propagander. 
 
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Why did the introvert walk around the frozen lake? 
 
Because he didn't wanna break the ice. 
 
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I experienced the WORST customer service today at a store downtown... 
 
I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm  
going to proceed. Wednesday morning I bought something from this store.  
I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. 
 
So today, I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund.  
The girl in the store told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt.  
I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told  
me "NO." 
 
I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained  
that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work.  
The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK."  
No refund. No FREE replacement. 
 
I'll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another lottery ticket from there  
again! 
 
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I always knock on the fridge before opening it... 
 
Just in case there is a salad dressing. 
 
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Why is the political discussion in Alabama so respectful among the entire  
population? 
 
It's all relative. 
 
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There was a pirate who wanted to become a soprano singer. 
 
Despite dedication and practice, they had to be honest with themselves; 
 
They would never be able to reach the high C's. 
 
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The secret to a pizza joke... 
 
...is in the delivery. 
 
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Christmas time. 
 
Yesterday I saw a man giving money and his mobile to person having only a  
knife.  
 
People are so nice during Christmas time. 
 
 
 
  



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