Newsletter and jokes 6 January 2023


 
Hi all 
 
Happy New Year ... hope it's better than last year, although I've seen far 
too many opinions online where people expect that it won't be. 
 
Let's just all hope really hard! :-) 
 
As we get back into work/school mode, or hit the road back home, only one  
new release this week, the action-thriller Savage Salvation, which has  
sadly not had good reviews. And it has an 18 age restriction. 
 
New this week 
 
* Savage Salvation (18 LVD) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie ... on a unicycle. 
 
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed twenty people. 
Then it exploded. 
 
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American humour ... 
 
What’s the difference between Kevin McCarthy and Amazon Alexa? 
One’s a speaker that runs the house and the other is a congressman... 
 
Q: How many Kevin McCarthys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
A: Well, he needs a house first. 
 
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Two atoms were talking to each other, and one said,  
"I think I might have just lost an electron."  
 
The other atom asked, "Are you sure?"  
 
The first atom replied, "Yes, I'm positive." 
 
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I saw a vegan with a lucky rabbit's foot the other day. 
 
I’m pretty sure that’s a faux paw. 
 
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The Defence pleads 'Not Guilty by reason of insanity' and loses. 
 
They go to appeal and plead 'not guilty by reason of insanity' again,  
expecting a different result. 
 
They win the appeal. 
 
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Been thinking about taking a job as a mirror installer.... 
 
I could see myself doing that work. 
 
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It’s a weird feeling watching the Flintstones lately, with their Stone Age  
drive-in movies, and their caveman bowling. 
 
It just seems so dated. 
 
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An old sailor once told me you could hear the calm before the storm. 
 
He said it sounded like a C flat. 
 
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An Eskimo is being questioned by a police officer 
 
The officer asks him: Where were you on the night between 30th October and  
1st March? 
 
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A turkey tries crossing the road. 
 
But a chicken stops him and says  
'Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it.' 
 
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What do you call someone trying to fake Italian heritage? 
 
An impasta. 
 
  



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