Hi all So January starts off with a Friday the 13th ... hope that's not an omen! The main release this week is the rogue-AI horror thriller M3GAN, which is adults-only. Reviews have been mostly good. India fills out the line-up with three offerings, the Hindi action comedy Kuttey, and two Tamil films, the action adventure Thunivu, and the family drama Varisu. New this week * M3GAN (16 LVH) * Kuttey (probably 16 LV SV) * Thunivu (probably 13 LV) * Varisu (probably 13 L) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD cellphone wallpaper) Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two electric car owners were seen today fighting over a charging port. The police have said it was a charged environment and they will amp up patrols around area. A lot of witnesses were shocked and some saw someone socket to the other. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- So I bought this Canary bird some time ago and it kept picking at my blinds which was costing me hundreds to continually replace. I go to the vet and ask for advice. The vet tells me to file off the birds beak ever so slightly, but that if I file it off too far it will not be able to pick up its food and it will die. A couple weeks pass and I see my vet on the street and he asks me how it worked with my bird. "The bird died," I replied. He shook his head and said "You filed the beak off too far didn't you?" "No," I replied again "It was dead when I took it out of the vice" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of canaries ... Despite the name, there are no canaries in the Canary islands. Same with the Virgin Islands ... no canaries either. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the cheating husband cross the road? Well, to get to the other bride of course. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's a honeymoon sandwich? Lettuce alone with no dressing! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the main who stole my crops need an aspirin? Because he had my grains. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a toy alpaca that has obtained enlightenment? The Dolly Llama --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went up to my Hispanic friend and said “Mucho.” It means a lot to him. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I bought a book called 2023 Lighthouses. Huge ripoff— there were only 12 in there. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back in the day... The poor had horses and the rich had cars. Nowadays the poor have cars and the rich have horses. How the stables have turned. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I told the women at work that botox doesn't make anyone look younger. Nobody looked surprised. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the insomniac the police detained? They were charged with resisting a rest. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My buddy Joe has lost a lot of weight on the new Dolly Parton diet. It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man says he will do something, he will do it. You don’t need to remind him every six months.