Hi all Two new movies this week. First up is the latest from M. Night Shyamalan, with his trademark twisty thriller style, Knock at the Cabin. That's joined by awards-season favourite, The Banshees of Inisherin, which arrives with 9 Oscar nominations, and another 108 wins and 315 nominations. The Joburg Film Festival is still running at selected venues. New this week * Knock at the Cabin (16 LVH) * The Banshees of Inisherin (16 LNVD) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I taught a class on invisibility once Nobody showed up. At least, I think nobody showed up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You hear about the kid who lost the spelling bee on the word "dairy"? ...I told him there's no use crying over misspelled milk. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes I just absolutely need a drink before dinner. It's an imperitif. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lance is an uncommon name now a days ....but in mediaeval times people were named Lance a lot --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a group of deaf cows? Not herd --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cowboy opens up a German car dealership. Audi Partner. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it when people call me a Kleptomaniac. I prefer... 'Man of STEAL' --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call it when someone's working on an erotic novel and gets writer's block? Textual frustration. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not just anyone can work at the Mountain Dew factory. You gotta have a can dew attitude. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a camel and a dromedary? A heap. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk.. But I never got the chants. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse Well, it was actually more of a night mare. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not a loner. Well, I've never heard anyone ever call me one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- As I get older I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, and I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I once asked my 97 year old grandfather what his secret was to such a long life. He said, "I'm just waiting until I can afford a funeral." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food was good, but it had no atmosphere. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- An armed man ran into a real estate office He shouted, "Nobody move!"