Hi all Forgot to mention last week that the Kevin Hart comedy thriller Die Hart, (actually part 2, but the first was not released here) opened on Wednesday. Today we have four more titles, aimed at the adult end of the market. First up is the mature rom-com Maybe I Do, with a clutch of ageing stars. We switch to the high-tech modern society for Missing, wher a daughter uses modern methods to find her missing mother. Cocaine Bear is a horror comedy thriller based on a true event, when a wild bear ate a little too much coke. Lastly, Bollywood has the Action Comedy Selfiee, starring Akshay Kumar. 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