Hi all A full line-up this week, as it was back in the distant past (pre-pandemic). The biggest release this week is the cross-cultural rom-com, What's Love Got to Do with It?, which takes a look at the whole topic of arranged marriages and their relevance to today's world. On the sci-fi horror front, 65 does the time-travel to prehistoric Earth and assorted hungry nasties. Staying with sci-fi, the prequel to the monster Chinese hit, The Wandering Earth, which was not released here, and is confusingly titled The Wandering Earth 2 rather than The Wandering Earth: The Beginning, or The Wandering Earth: Origins, or similar, is on at selected venues. Family drama The Son is on the art-and-related circuit, while this week's other big release, Scream VI, is on the commercial circuit. Ratings have been generally good and there are some new faces in the line-up. On the previews side, there are previews all over next Thursday for the upcoming Shazam sequel, Shazam! Fury of the Gods. See the previews page and remember to book :-) (and dress appropriately! :-) ) New this week * What's Love Got to Do with It? (13 L) * 65 (13 VH) * The Wandering Earth 2 (Probably 13 LV) * The Son (16 LV) * Scream VI (3D) (18 LVH) * Scream VI (18 LVH) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fortune teller told me I’d lose one of my closest friends in 13-14 years. 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